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2010Mine Is An Evil Miau
Pumpkin’s Blog, Stardate Caturday
Morn’s been doing this stupid thing with his mouse friend and they call it a “blog”. They think they are leaving me out while they parade around the house taking pictures, but they are mistaken, oh how they are mistaken. Now I simply have more time to plot my vision for the future! Now that I’m alone, I can go to every corner of the house and miau as loudly as I like! And no one can stop me! Miauhauhauhauhau!
Also, I shall sleep on the table! I am dastardly, I know, but one does as one must.
In other news, I got stuck in the entrance to my evil lair again.
Instead of rushing to install the rocket-powered elevator as requested, the humans took pictures.
Again.
We’ll see how many pictures the human takes when I’ve run down the camera battery!
mum
Sleeping on the table, now really, Pumpkin!
Love,
Grandma
Kim
“…the entrance to my evil lair…” Haaaaahahaha!
Lauren
Yeah, what I said in my last comment about enjoying your writing style. Totoally.
Sara
Pumpkin these are very good beginner portraits! You know you can use the good camera any time and you dont have to limit yourself to using the tiny point and shoot! And you’re welcome to the tripod and the remote if the camera’s too big for your cute widdle pawsies.
Pumpkin
Aw, Mum, cut it out! If you leave supportive comments it ruins my credibility!
Aunt Kiki
Nice collection of pics, there, Pumpkin. Very emo, very Myspace. Do be mindful of the neighbors when you’re cooking up your plots and plans; maniacal laughter tends to carry.
How fare the ongoing attempts on Tom’s life?
Pumpkin
How dare you try to usurp my independence and respectability as a villain by implying I haven’t ruthlessly slaughtered all my family in cold blood, Aunt Kiki!
And I am not such a novice as to reveal my plans before implementation! (I’ll email you, because one detail keeps tripping me up.)